Epic Rap Battles of History - Columbus vs Captain Kirk

Epic Rap Battles of History - Columbus vs Captain Kirk

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Christopher Columbus
I'mma leave before this battle begins
Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win

Ill show you how a real explorer handles a situation
Ill beat you so bad theyll feel it in the next generation
So bring it on
Ill whip you like a Klingon
My rhymes will burrow in your ears like The Wrath of Khan
Ive got a neck chop for Spock Ill put my sword through Sulu
Check into a Priceline Hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu

Captain Kirk
Im the enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Representing Riverside Iowa, planet Earth
I hear you call yourself an explorer
But Im just not having it
You discovered a new world that was already inhabited
Why dont you boldly go someplace youve never gone before like India
Or any destination you actually set sail for
You spaghetti eating fuck
Hows your spice rack doing?
Ill be chilling in my spaceship
Have fun canoeing

Christopher Columbus
You know rapping against you its not even fun
Its like somebody set your brains on stun
I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain
Ill stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain

Captain Kirk
Mr. Spock beam me back to 1492 so I can beat this man like its my job
Well see how Isabella likes my Captains log
Its Kobayashi for you, theres no way you could win
When your weak crew sees me approaching
Theyll be like, dammit its Jim
Ill double-fist-punch you, you slave making bitch
Now, take your genocidal ass off of my bridge

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